Sex Traffic Panda

      

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Burn in the Forest

DJ Juicy Fruit, DJ Funky Bunni and DJ Swirl blow the doors off Puck's Palace and show why they are called SEX TRAFFIC PANDA!

Puck's Palace at Dustcovery

STP fuck shit up at the BC regional Burning Man decompression event DUSTCOVERY 2017. Many fancy animals were pleasured during the making of this video.

Electroswing Circus

STP headlined Vancouver's Electro-Swing Circus at one of the largest best set up venues

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Dance to These

Work Less Party Party

This one got out of control! The stage was overrun by all sorts of sexy psychedelic creatures, but we played on to an ecstatic crowd.

Electroswing Circus

Three pandas and an eclectic group of circus performers thrilled the crowd to a sweet mix of funk, glitch hop, and electroswing.

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Sex Traffic Panda's Funk-o-Tronic Groove Machine

Click here and show us what you got with Sex Traffic Panda's Funk-o-Tronic groove machine!!

You too can be an electronic music pioneer just press one of the buttons to bring in a beat or a bass line and add them slowly as you go! It automatically keeps everything synced up properly.

Show your friend and voila! You're cool.

The STP Time Machine

360 degree videos, click and drag your mouse on the video to look around!

Plaza of Nations 2018

Miss our spectacular show at the Plaza of Nations, you can experience it here!

Electric Flower Circus Halloween

STP "Shake That Ass" in this 360 video time machine. Travel back to a moment in time and space and see it for the first time or all over again.

Burn in the Forest 2018

Time travel back to Midnight July 13th, Puck's Palace at Burn in the Forest 2018 with our 360 video TimeMachine.

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Panda Breeding Program

As you all know, thanks to the efforts of groups like Sex Traffic Panda, pandas have recently been removed from the endangered species list. When our panda is not dancing for us on stage, he is busy with the lady pandas in zoos around the world.

Due to the success of our breeding program, international sponsors will be able to adopt the panda of their choice either on a full-time or timeshare basis. Just fill out the online form provided on this page and your panda will be sent to your house within 48 hours. Panda ownership is kind of a big responsibility and not something to be taken lightly but our qualified remote telephone counselors will be available to give advice at anytime.

It's that easy. Don't even think about it!

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Sex Traffic Panda

Sex Traffic Panda began when three music producers and a panda realized it was time to liven up the scene and put on a show. Circus performers were engaged and large physical effects were carefully planned. Fireballs, human cannonballs, naked trapeze artists and even mystic dancing contortionists from the far east were presented alongside the funkalicious music of Sex Traffic Panda and the show was born.


Since then Sex Traffic Panda have headlined dozens of shows and have an adoring fan base around the globe. From special events and festival venues to stadium shows, Sex Traffic Panda have been wowing their audiences and making their producers a fortune at the same time!


Everyone's happy.

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You can book us for your festival or special event! Imagine That!!

sextrafficpanda@gmail.com